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Washington Crazy Law
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in
front of said vehicle.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
All lollipops are banned.
You are breaking the law if you sell or place in the stream of commerce a crib that has: corner posts that extend more
than 1/16-inch above end panels; slats more than 2 3/8 inches apart; a mattress support that releases easily from corner posts;
cutout designs on the end panels; tears in mesh or fabric; missing or loose screws, bolts, or hardware; sharp edges, points,
or rough surfaces on wood surfaces that are not smooth and free from splinters, splits or cracks. The new Infant Crib Safety
Act in California (AB 3760, Speier), Colorado (SB 98-023,Pascoe and Morrison) and Washington State (SSB 6229, Kohl and Pennington)
states that "no commercial user shall manufacture, retrofit, sell, contract to sell or resell, lease, sublet or otherwise
place in the stream of commerce, a full-size or non-full-size crib that is unsafe for any infant using the crib.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
You are not allowed to breast feed in public.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and
telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
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