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A blonde was driving home after a game and
got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was
covered with dents,
so the next day she took it to
a repair shop The shop owner saw that she was a
blonde, so he decided to have some
fun. He told
her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe
really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So
the blonde went home, got down on her
hands and knees and started blowing into her
tailpipe. Nothing happened. So
she blew a little
harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and
said,
"What are you doing?" The first blonde told
her how the repairman had instructed her to blow
into the tail pipe
in order to get all the dents to
pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh,
like hello! You
need to roll up the windows first."
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A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and
came
across a silver thermos. She was quite
fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it
over to the clerk to
ask what it was. The clerk
said, "That's a thermos . . it keeps some things
hot and some things cold" "Wow," said
the blonde,
"that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought
the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her
boss
saw it on her desk.
"What do you have there?" he asked.
"Why, that's a thermos . . . it keeps hot
things
hot and cold things cold," she replied.
Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it? "
The blond replied,
"Two Popsicles and some coffee".
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A man entered the bus with both of his front
pockets
full of golf balls, and sat down next to a
beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled
blonde kept looking at
him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he
said, "It's golf balls".
Nevertheless,
the blonde continued to look at
him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to
contain her curiosity any longer,
asked, "Does it
hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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